I think my left foot is cursed.
A few years ago, I came down the stairs in the house on Arsenal and on the last step my ankle gave out. The doctors said I'd sprained it as badly as I could have without breaking anything. I went into shock, my lower leg turned technicolor purple, and I was limping for weeks. Yesterday, I tripped going up a flight of stairs with the vacuum cleaner in my hands and kicked the vertical portion of the stairs with my big toe and fractured it. Both times, it was my left foot. I think I might be cursed -- no one has my kind of luck and lives.
